These are the facts we’re working with today:
- The Army-Navy game is today at 3:00 pm ET.
- I’m live-tweeting it for the Maryland Sports Blog.
- I am honored to do it.
- And I will do it darn well.
These are the facts as my enemy mind sees them:
- The Army-Navy game is upon you, like the iceberg upon the Titanic.
- You will be live-tweeting your final moments of sanity in front of the college football world. Well done, you.
- You are a non-contagious blight. Feel honored you will not spread.
- The sports world will disavow you entirely by sundown.