The amount of effort it takes for me to participate in face-to-face interaction with other human beings is truly absurd.
Hence, I propose the following hypothesis:
I am not human.
I am a dog deep undercover as a biped with thumbs.
Why this mutt was chosen for the Chloe Project, I haven’t a clue. However, I believe I’m failing at the mission and may be pulled from the field any day.
I just hope when I do revert back to dog-ness, I’m not yappy.