The Hypothesis

The amount of effort it takes for me to participate in face-to-face interaction with other human beings is truly absurd.

Hence, I propose the following hypothesis:

I am not human.

I am a dog deep undercover as a biped with thumbs.

Why this mutt was chosen for the Chloe Project, I haven’t a clue. However, I believe I’m failing at the mission and may be pulled from the field any day.

I just hope when I do revert back to dog-ness, I’m not yappy.

Until tomorrow…


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