It’s Christmas Eve and I refuse to be small.

I will be large today and jolly.

The rest of the world will just have to deal with my merry…

And I will continue spouting this mantra until somebody pulls on my elf ears just a little too hard and I skitter away back into the shadows before I bother too many.

Ah, such is the life of an elf such as I.

Until Wednesday (the day after Christmas) …

Chloe, The Twitchy Elf