I believe my body and mind are diametrically opposed to one another.

This is irksome.

While they both have their own eccentricities and have found ways to work around most of their oddities, Brain and Flesh’s ultimate agendas seemingly do not align.

Cue the irk.

Alas, it appears I will remain irked the rest of my life…

Hmm, I wonder if there’s a market for irk?

Ooh, my OCD just perked up and is off to do research!

Until tomorrow…

Chloe