Something’s bound to go SPLAT! and get mighty messy this week.
Baseball season starts. (I, as the Director of Nats Coverage for the Maryland Sports Blog, will need to take note of this, I suppose.)
Lacrosse season rolls on. (I, who am charged with covering Navy LAX, will still be feigning knowledge of a sport that remains as foreign to me as the verb ‘relax.’)
The Great Muse Merge continues. (I, the genius behind the “Potcake Puppy Meets Old Fluffball” plan, will be left to ensure the continued survival of the new Pup, Grump and Nut trifecta.)
Yep, SPLAT! incoming.
Take cover and pray.