I forewent blogging yesterday to prove I could.
Forego it, that is.
Let’s pause and contemplate this childishness…
You know what? Let’s not.
I’m feeling guilty enough as it is. Let’s just send my foregoing butt to the corner to sit out the day.
Yes, let the wall have me.
I’ll try not to bring shame to the plaster.
Post-note: This is actually how my brain works. How cringey is that?