Do you hear the sirens blaring?
Do you feel the nervous twitch in the air?
The cold taste of dread on your tongue?
That’s only me securing my sanity.
It’s quite a melodramatic affair.
For someone who is deadly afraid of catching a cold, let your imagination run wild on how my stupid brain is handling a pandemic.
Get Hitchcockian with it…
See? That horror right there? That would explain the sirens.